Chic new festival in NY (North Yorkshire)
We were always going to make a joke about Simon & Garfunkel in this one, and we can only apologise for being so predictable. We're not sorry at all, but we're going to make an apology anyway because what matters is saying it, not meaning it.
What matters the most, however, is doing it (not like that you little filthies). That means going to a festival, in this case Scarborough Festival, a chic new fest named for the famous fair.
In addition to a line up of vintage rock and pop acts, there's a comedy tent, an art programme, spoken word and curated talks.
Sound pretty fair that, dun't it? Yes, yes it does
If you play Scarborough Fair by Simon & Garfunkel backwards you can hear them telling you to embrace Satanism and burn all your possessions. Possibly.
How do I get there?
We can't currently find any directions but we're chatting with the peeps at Scarborough Fair and will bring you some very very soon.
Early Bird Adult – £109.08
Early Bird Teenager (13-17) – £54.54
Early Bird Child (6-12 Years) – £27.27
Young Child Tickets (5 and under) – Free
When can I get them?
Tickets on sale now
Where can I get them?
Tickets available from the website