Fancy visiting a good-looking archipelago with some adult-only fun thrown in? No, not THAT kind of fun. In fact, this is better – '80s parties, water slides and local bars. Big kids only, please.
Play: BH Mallorca
We loved Mallorca back in 2003, and the over-18s waterpark at the new BH Mallorca is making us want to go back. There are nine slides to choose from, and one includes a trap door entrance that drops open, before you, er, drop down. If that's not enough for you, just head to a foam party on the strip. Go on, you know you want to. bhmallorca.com
Dance: Hard Rock Ibiza
If you’re the person going mental on the dance floor when Total Eclipse of the Heart comes on (guilty), this is for you. For the rest of the season Ibiza’s Hard Rock Hotel will be hosting retro acts (including Bonnie T herself) in a weekly 1980s party. The rest of the time Tinie Tempah will be keeping things fresh with DJ sessions and pool parties. hrhibiza.com
Chill: Barceló Hamilton Menorca
Take a chill pill at this adult-only boutique hotel on Menorca. It's less of a party island than Mallorca and Ibiza, but that doesn't mean you have to lie around reading books the whole time – this hotel is located on Mahon harbour, a great place to check out the local bars. barcelo.com
