Sometimes, when we don't like people, we feel like sending them a massive dog dump in an envelope. (We never do of course, it's all chat.) If you're the same, you should visit the town of Talkeetna during their Moose Dropping Festival. Each year the locals gather up moose turds and then hurl them from hot air balloons onto targets below. We don't know if the targets are people, but it would be amoosing if they were. (Yeah, that happened.)